Another from "All the Wrong People Have Self-esteem"

i taught my cats to spoon.
they're from queens so they
picked it up right away.
in fact, they really got into it!
but after a while they wanted
to branch out-
i guess they were bored.
they wanted to do this thing where
we were a butter dish, 2 napkin rings,
and a salad fork.

i said nothing doing.
this is too weird for me
it's over.